• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Maybe we’ll meet again, when we are slightly older and our minds less hectic, and I’ll be right for you and you’ll be right for me. But right now, I am chaos to your thoughts and you are poison to my heart.
Wishful thinking  (via sunsetkawaii)

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Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.
Anne Lamott (via jerfreyy)

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  • germany: goal
  • germany: goal
  • germany: goal
  • germany: goal
  • germany: goal
  • brazil: i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

If someone’s coming to take my head off, then yeah, I’d like to know.


thefrogman:

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http://you-are-my-dreamcatcher.tumblr.com/post/92466908351/carryonmy-assbutt-oh-godno-ramavatarama

carryonmy-assbutt:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of…

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